Norman Douglas:
"To make it intelligible, we must suppose that it took place during a dance; at night, therefore, when one gropes about and is less sure of one's position than by daytime. We must remember, too, that it happened in a rockery, whose uneven surface is not conducive to successful copulation. The fiasco may not have been the man's fault altogether, though the lady's resentment is perfectly justifiable.
"They will know better next time. They will realize that rockeries are built for ferns and not for f**ks."
(Ed. note: There was a young man of Pitlochry
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